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Author: rkrx

README.md

@@ -15,8 +15,6 @@ Here a few things to keep in mind:
 * The charset is up to you. No special binding to UTF8, although UTF8 is the default.
 * You're allowed to nest most queries to build big and powerful queries.
 * The order of method-calls of each statement-builder is irrelevant. The resulting query will always render the right order.
-* No animals were harmed due to the production of this library.
-* The order of method-calls doesn't matter.
 
 ## Some simplified examples
 
@@ -28,7 +26,7 @@ Here a few things to keep in mind:
 * [Update](doc/update.md)
 * [Delete](doc/delete.md)
 * [Nested transactions](doc/nested-transactions.md)
-* [Virtual tables](doc/virtual-tables.md)
+* [Virtual/alias tables](doc/virtual-tables.md)
 
 ## Some extended examples